We opened the show!!! Last night was absolutely magical in every way. I’m still on cloud nine. I love these nerds, and I can’t wait to share this awesome show across the country! meangirlsbway #meangirlstour #buffalo… instagram.com/p/B2xPPmyJU25/…

Clean 3A for female skaters in intl comp Ito - Nov 1988 Harding Nakano Nelidina Asada Tuktamysheva Kihira Nagasu Liu Kostornaia - Oct 2019

This is why I love him

A Lunar Eclipse that Flat-Earthers have never seen.

NOT THAT ANYBODY ASKED, BUT… Pull any five random cards from a deck, and lay them out in front of you. The chances of being dealt a Royal Straight Flush of any suit in Poker are four times higher than ever being dealt those five cards.

Fun fact. Sometimes you can put your apple headphones through the laundry and they turn out fine! They’re even nice and warm!

Sometimes I wonder if pop-chips are just a temporary disturbance in the space-time continuum of potatoes.

We’ve been on the go for 14 hours. There will still be date night.

When you’re in line at Starbucks and the girl in front of you is on her phone texting and isn’t responding, so the barista tells you to just cut her. Obsessed. #aintnobodygottimeforthat

I just watched someone try to get on a moving sidewalk going the wrong way. It sparked joy. #ohthehumanity

There is a new ad campaign for Amazon Alexa that begins with somebody saying "Alexa". It's only been a few days, but I am SICK of my Alexa waking up every time this ad airs and talking to me. Dear Amazon, you know better! Amazon

About last night... The original Damian from the movie @whatsupdanny paid us a visit on tour!!! What an absolutely surreal moment. Teenage me looked up to this character in high school for being proud, being strong,… instagram.com/p/B9Vcz1FJB7X/…

I think I have a crush on Jon Batiste. I’ve always thought I might, but so many hours in quarantine, I’m binge watching Colbert like it’s Game of Thrones. The Late Show Stephen Colbert #musicians #colbert #thenewgot

Fact Check: 99% of people have "recovered" but that does not account for permanent lung damage, cardiac issues, loss of smell, loss of taste, and crippling hospital bills. #Debates2020 #PresidentialDebate2020 #Debatenight

When are we going to see a movie or show where Margo Martindale and Ann Dowd play sisters? They’re just too good for us. #TheWatcher #TheHandsmaidsTale

Dear United Airlines I have been stuck in Kansas City at MCI since Sunday trying to fly to New York. I am now delayed until tomorrow. 72 hours is too long to wait at these prices. Do better.

My hellish travel issues continue. I purchased two fully refundable tickets, one from @delta and one from americanair. When I went to cancel, both of the apps gave me error messages. The websites wouldn’t work either. Now I am out a few extra $$$ and don’t know what to do.

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/2741…

Shoma’s #全日本フィギュア titles and podium finishes ✨ 🥈 2014 🥈 2015 🥇 2016 🥇 2017 🥇 2018 🥇 2019 🥈 2020 🥈 2021 🥇 2022 🥇 2023 🆕✨ #ShomaUno #宇野昌磨 #宇野昌磨WIN