I don’t understand half the things that happen in this town.

Are you making a joke?

I’m not surprised, square.

That’s what I said.

Big meanie. I haven’t heard that one in awhile.

It sure is quiet around here.

I’ll take your word for it.

No. I don’t want to do a damn thing today.

Don’t be jealous.

Watch it, brat. This dad bod is a beauty.

You rang, kid?

I didn’t ask. Go find Steve.

Free country, kid. Don’t be jealous.

Everyone’s just hating on me being shirtless today. I don’t give two shits. Here’s another one for ya.

||. If you are roleplaying as someone underage, don’t even come off as flirtatious. I’ll block you in two seconds.

You’re welcome.

||: My muse was low for a bit, but I’m getting to replies now.

It’s quiet. I’m suspicious.

This police chief needs some stress relief.

If it gets too quiet, I get suspicious around here. I haven’t heard one word from Hargrove in days.