Anyone tryna Netflix & chud?

I’m ur unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon except i work 48 hours a week

There was a time where i truly believed my cat is my soulmate and accidentally got turned into a cat in this lifetime (i still think that)

If anyone was curious I’m actually a nepo baby at my job

Paling on the chins getting comfortable with k now

Just dance is so abliest

We ALLL sing because of Miranda sings

How much wood would Willy really write if i took a wet wipe and whiffed a whip of what would have been Willy if Willy would have wiped his ass right tonight? Exactly. Get the fuck out of my face

Missed jury duty today because I’m a big fat chud

i think gertrude is highly susceptible to a blood clot on her days off tbh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GERTRUDE

So far in my 25 years of life i have: Pooped 3 times today & caught up on barstool spring break #thisis25

Happy Gertrude day everyone

The Boston bomb went off inside Brenda

#cutforvisha

The fuk u talkin bout Willis?

Mirror mirror on the wall.. please help

Dacota gonna get better

Do u think tha when my frontal lobe develops ill be able to gain telekinesis

Nobody cares about David Curtis right now & rightfully so