Coworker who doesn’t watch any Bravo just asked me to explain what’s going on with Summer House and I told her I need space

Turned down a date tn because I have plans to see Hoppers alone

Buying matzo on the day passover starts like a fucking jabroni

My new thing is sending my friends links to articles over email with subject line something like: I thought you might find this interesting #RejectModernity #EmbraceTradition

Trying to think of something funny to say about the seder I’m hosting but really what I want to say is that I made homemade chicken broth for my matzo ball soup and I’d like to be recognized for that

I’m going to be out of town during the SF Watch Fair

Have fun at COLDchella, losers #IAmNotJealous #Seriously #ImNot

Is this an aggressive bus read

Coachella probably feels so good if you’re at Coachella

Who up herniating their disc

Girl I’m bored let’s get a grip

I had a nightmare the other day that I was alone at AMC when The Big One came

Calling my 57 year old mother to tell her to make good choices at Coachella and she picks up the FT with a mimosa in hand

Seshing with my Boy Neighbors as god intended

Booking Coachella 2027 for the entire groupchat .

Walking around the pas normal store looking confused until I find a bf

My brother is so sick of me