We need a proper word for women getting head like men have blowjob. Cunnilingus sounds like a fucking dinosaur species no one is saying that shit out loud. What are we calling it

stripper name pole atreides

top human experiences: - getting slapped by a thick thigh baddie - making out with a thick thigh baddie - a thick thigh baddie

unfortunately I won't shoot my shot but you look good though

do you think the twelve apostles were friends or was it more of a coworker situation.

do you guys think beavers know what they’re doing or do they just see flowing water and think not today pal

Dude accidentally got into a road rage altercation with Jon Jones 😳💀 “I was almost hit 3 times so I flipped him off. He stopped in the middle of the road, backed up, and came into the same parking lot. I didn't know who it was when I flipped him off.” (via bryanbeltran06/IG)

when you’ve been so caught up with life that you didn’t even realize you’re living some of your answered prayers

bajita la lowkey

Love posting music on my fuck ass instagram story

Flowers dancing in the wind are already beautiful on their own. With the addition of two children, the flowers seem to gain a spiritual aura, and the wind feels as if it has a soul.

I hate a social nigga in the gym. focus on your workout and fuck off bitch ass nigga

Recuerden que la brujula se inventó antes que el reloj porque es mas importante la dirección que el tiempo

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

fuck yeah chorizo con huevo orchid

Ojalá muestren como se le ocurrió escribir Me Rehúso

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)