People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

Imagina não lançar nada em 2025 e, mesmo assim: A música e o álbum de rap mais ouvidos do ano serem seus. Matuê, O REAL BODE 🐐

porra papo que essa musica é absurda de boa, vicia muito

aprende filipe ret

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge

quem viveu a noite de domingo em que esse episódio foi ao ar sabe: foi insano

you don’t really get how young 18 is until you’re past it

O fenómeno da Serra da Estrela devia ser estudado internacionalmente. Estão o ano todo à espera que faça neve, e quando neva fecham tudo.

ngl, not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience to me

i hate nostalgia cus wdym i can never go back

Me and Sadie Sink 5 minutes before my alarm goes off

THE BLOOPERS AT THE END OF MOVIES

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

being broke and getting flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

Imagine being stoned as hell off some bullshit 90s weed and experiencing the ps2 startup for the first time

i hate when people take my isolation negatively like i'm just chilling fr

As a kid i'd always root for Jerry but as an adult, what do you mean this little menace flooded and froze the kitchen and Tom is supposed to be the bad guy?

my parents are proud that I'm in a university meanwhile me celebrating that the lecture got cancelled:

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

queria ter nascido herdeira, pra juntar minhas duas paixões: não fazer nada e gastar dinheiro