Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

Heading home on United Airlines - my second chance to watch Laurie Kilmartin ‘s special onboard (even though I own it).

Holy shit. This is the greatest ad I’ve ever seen. Describe Republicans who want to restrict condoms in ONE word.

The code-switch at 0:28 must be seen to be believed

Does the Athletics ownership think it’s hiding its stinginess by refusing to share how many of the promotional items they actually have? Is it bc “first 500” is a bad look for an MLB team?

Hey, Calm - please court #JohnCorbett for a Chris in the Morning inspired sleep story.

The SAFETY Act signed by @CAGovernor prioritizes students over illegal and harmful policies peddled by a small number of extremists. This legislation lets teachers teach. It encourages parent-teacher communication. It protects our students. It was the right thing to do. #WeAreCTA

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This is hilarious. The video is a minute and a half of Kamala Harris being reasonable.

Fuck John Fisher.

I don’t know where to begin with how outstanding this is

Style guide question. Why does the The Wall Street Journal refer to the sitting Vice President as “Ms. Harris”, but her running mate as “Gov. Tim Walz”?

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

He’s so committed to mispronouncing her name … even when saying it correctly would scan better with his “Comrade Kamala” nickname. If anything, that nickname could be a way to train MAGA folk how to say it!

Manstrual cycle, I am in. 🤣🤣🤣

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a fucking joke. The Dave Matthews Band got in this year but they still haven’t inducted the Monkees. Pleasant Valley Sunday is better than Dave Matthews’ entire career, motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Thank you.

You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--

If you really wanted to see Ed Gamble in Los Angeles, but missed out on tickets to his show, you are in luck! I have two but will be out of town. Hit me up if you’d like to buy them. Off Menu Podcast #dynastytypewriter #edgamble