I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…

hope this helps

Can’t believe India didn’t prepare with a 10 day camp in Abu Dhabi playing golf

😂

Forever tweet: we have a range finder on our golf bag that can tell us how far away we are from the green with slope and weather adjustments.. but we got old dudes in track pants run out a damn chain link to determine yardage in a 20 billion dollar a year industry

This isn't just good leaflet copy, this is why politics matters and different parties aren't all 'just the same'.

Here's a collection of similarly devastating graphs

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[High Performance Podcast]

Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list?

Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents

Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate

Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

At the risk of re-opening a cold case and re-refereeing re-refereeing, if that first Akanji challenge/caress on Alisson is a foul, then Joelinton’s unpunished 2-handed push on Gabriel was even more of a foul. Consistency? Arteta’s choice of words was wrong but his argument right.

𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝘅𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🥁

With big thanks to the good people of the West Midlands... 😅

#SparksWillFly 💥

Just have a look at the questioning of the Treasury Secretary (who knows what is in the budget) on tax:

'I won't ask you because you won't tell me.'

juxtaposed with questions to Labour (who does not know what is in the budget) on tax:

'You're not answering my question.' ~AA

this is also conservative housing policy

About a third of people think they’ll have to pay inheritance tax.

Yet the most recent Treasury figures show that it’s paid on just 3.76% cent of estates.

Map of every city in Europe.

Went to get my hair cut here a couple of months back and it was only £8. Went back last month and it had gone up to £13. Fair enough, cost of living crisis and all that, I thought. Then today I went in and he’s asking for £21! Don’t know what this guy thinks he’s playing at.

Sorry to be a pedant but this is a real bugbear of mine. If Angela is between two Keirs she isn't 'in a Keir sandwich', she is in an Angela sandwich. You don't describe sandwiches by the bread, but by the filling.

This is hilarious 😂😂😂

Tomorrow #LocalElections2023
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#Arsenal have named a starting XI without a single player to have made a competitive appearance under Arsene Wenger for the first time since 22nd January 1986 vs Aston Villa in the League Cup.

Here's 140 seconds of complete and utter carnage from one European Cricket match to cheer up your Wednesday.

Wait for the catch at 0.57 😂