This advert is good because this is an accurate depiction of the smugness people have when they drink tap water in Scotland

Israel's 'investigation' into the killing of seven WCK aid workers in Gaza was led by the CEO of the company that supplied the murder weapon.

telegraph.co.uk/global-health/…

Several journalists including a CNN stringer have been injured after Israeli forces surrounded & attacked Nuseirat refugee camp in central Gaza, leaving one in critical condition. Per TRT bureau chief in Jerusalem, Israeli tanks launched a “targeted attack” on several journos.

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My first novel HERMIT is coming soon

Wildfire Books
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In the 80s, people wanted to listen to Van Halen's 'Jump'. Nowadays people only want to 'Jump' on a quick Teams call

Me: can't be arsed to make my lunch for work tonight, I'll just do it in the morning. I'll have plenty of time. No stress.

Me the next morning putting together the worst cheese and ham piece the world has ever seen right before I head out the door:

76. My god. He was just a kid.

michael giacchino is an absolutely legendary composer whose score for LOST changed the standard for music in tv forever. he's also addicted to naming every track a stupid pun.

me: wow, the song playing during Boone's funeral is beautiful. i wonder what it's called

giacchino:

People online: oh so it's not Jessica anymore? It's 'Brian'?? She is only 23. This is abuse.

People in real life: hey Brian how's it going

The UK is not alleviating suffering in Gaza. It is enabling it. It arms Israel, it facilitates transfer of arms. It refuses to hold Israel to account. It refuses to condemn any action Israel has taken in Gaza that may plausibly constitute genocide.

Trans people = a good bunch! Thus concludes my review of Monkey Man.

Do you ever take a random weekday off and go somewhere you expect to be quiet and when it's busy you feel GB News briefly possess your body. 'Don't these people have JOBS to go to... offices lying EMPTY... my bloody taxes...'

409. from a hospital.

I stopped paying attention for an evening and missed The Times announcing that the British government has decided to define anyone under 25 as a child

You: it has wee bits of Mini Egg in it

Me, an intellectual:

Great to have the lighter nights in Scotland back again. More time to get out and enjoy the wind

But they were, all of them, deceived, for a harder geezer was made

'A guy named Bodger... and he has a talking badger? Seems a bit convenient.'

*arriving at the party where every chair is named after a Liam Neeson film* is this seat Taken