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Edcrab

@edcrab_

Actually a hack

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calendar_today07-06-2012 16:46:38

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I don't really know what to say other than Cohost shutting down is the first website I'm mourning the loss of. In 2024, it was the only place I actually liked using. Like, I had fun browsing it. I feel very lost at sea right now.

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October: Blocking does nothing December: Changing your profile pic results in a man in a suit coming to your house, knocking on the door, and punching you in the throat. But jingle bells will play in the background March 2025: If you click "follow" on an account, it gets deleted

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I went on bluesky and, paraphrasing, got a pop-up saying "blocking is public btw :)" which says to me that they (a) know they've implemented blocking in a weird way and (b) have had newcomers taking issue with that. Does anybody in charge of these sites ever actually use them

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Bluesky log in problems so I guess their little raft is starting to sink from all the rats fleeing the SS Ran By A Fuckhead

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A few people on here have said things to the effect of "I think once the youngest partner in a relationship is 30+, age gap discourse becomes laughable" and each time they got torn into, presumably by half-millennia old vampires I guess

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Another lovely shift at the 24-hour library. An unattended Labrador is trying to eat the library cat, but I'm sorta okay with it because that ginger bastard kept pushing everyone's stupid fiddly marshmallow-riddled mochas onto the floor. The indoor waterfall is mostly piss again

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Well, see, that CEO earns $73 million because he works 73 times harder than the CEOs who earn $1 million. I am a beetle. You might think that I shouldn't give any kind of business advice since I just got myself stuck inside this acorn but the experts resoundingly agree with me

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they pivoted from (what seemed to be moderately successful) messaging saying the other side was weird and cruel towards reaching across the aisle and glad-handing those same weird and cruel people. And that's not a big factor but it was odd to see it happen

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Cut the cord. Change the channel. Repeat the cliche. You will soon be able to find campaignwhereu, and all my other RPG stuff, over on exigency. bsky. social

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This was me btw. Someone told me they hadn't realised but exigency.bsky.social was mine and I'm going to move it and all my other nerd shit elsewhere

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"How would you react if someone assassinated your dad" I'd assume he had an insane secret life that I was clueless about. But if he's also meant to be CEO of a US health insurance firm in this hypothetical I'd be all "what the fuck, since when??". You haven't thought this through

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I was curious about the last time I posted photos on here and welp. This was ten years ago? I have turned to dust and blown away

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Had a notification... to serve me an ad. Just an absolutely heroic level of dedication to making the site as shit as possible Never even occurred to me that this might be implemented, THAT'S how good they are. They get up early, and don't go to bed until something new is ruined

Had a notification... to serve me an ad. Just an absolutely heroic level of dedication to making the site as shit as possible
Never even occurred to me that this might be implemented, THAT'S how good they are. They get up early, and don't go to bed until something new is ruined
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I think all the semantics about "actual fascist" versus "merely a demagogue using fascist rhetoric" are going to date fucking awfully