Be weird or be gone.

Looking for a love like Zelda and Link. I disappear in a cute dress, and you fight monsters to bring me home.

Of all the dating apps I’ve tried, Arby’s has been the most successful.

You had me at “Shower Chair”.

an uncrustable and my booty played with

i’ve sat on toilet seats you wouldn’t even squat above

accidentally became hard at work

*eating Cocoa Puffs out of the box without a care in the world*

I need someone to smack me on the ass and tell me I'm pretty.

all dressed up with no place to go *wearing cat tail buttplug*

It's our 53rd birthday! 🎂

"i watch anime for the plot" the plot:

I find beauty in weirdness.

This secondhand store doesn’t have any raspberry berets.

me saying "here we go!" in my thickest Super Mario accent, as i settle in to use your dick like a joystick.

I'd take a Nerf bullet for you

A gangbang, but with hugs and compliments.