Lil Wayne's first rap name was "Shrimp Daddy"

How do I make someone rear end me

Oh my god we’re ants

This screams Connie buck

Why does lining my car up on the tracks at the car wash cause SO much anxiety I’ll never know

What’s it called when all you crave is salt and vinegar chips and beer

Bought fabric softener today feeling extra grown

four loko and seven years ago

years are taken off my life ever time i see a man’s butt crack peeking out of their jeans

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Gonna go listen to iggy azalea and have an even worse night don’t txt

i’m gonna be a meatball this summer idc

Songs with sad lyrics but a happy beat 😚🤌🏼

This is what a blade of grass looks like under a microscope. Next time you take a walk outside, know that the grass is happy to see you 😃

11 years ago. 💨 Can we petition for a national holiday?