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Jesus has risen and the first thing he said was chicken jockey

PLS

brushing your teeth in the morning is like a little treat…the only way to greet the day….utterly satisfying….but brushing your teeth at night? a hellish chore…walking from bed to bathroom harder than working in the mines all day…getting pissed just thinking about it

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

Can I be 19 again I know what to do this time

Incels be like grok can you cite your sources

I’m not with them Zaddy

She Ben on my son till I start booning

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

selling vibrators and endorsing planned parenthood as a male pop-star with a mostly female fanbase in the midst of an attack on reproductive rights is actually a really cool way to start conversations about sex, pleasure, and bodily autonomy. More people should try it.

I’m not in the Epstein files! Incidentally let’s legally make all children adults starting right now

just found out i’m chopped and also unc

Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson for their upcoming Netflix roadtrip documentary series.

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao

that awkward hour before you have plans

i should’ve asked my parents to buy me a house in 2006 instead of asking for a club penguin membership