blessed i left instagram months before the map feature dropped

highest 2 lowest felt like answering the question what if spike lee and dick wolf made a law and order svu movie

seems legit

men only want one thing and it’s this

twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media

me and who?

cool cool another place for me to block my ex

do you guys think the members of The Doobie Brothers call each other “my brother in Doobie”

too true it hurts

baby u barely touched ur free will

went to a bar i’ve only been to once two years ago in a city i don’t live in, bartender asked me if i’ve been here before, i say yes, she says yeah you look familiar

i’m on a boat

being able to schedule texts is gonna end a lot of relationships

just found out charli xcx is hot

should i eat dinner before the rapture or

i was on a one-on-one zoom call and one of my cats decided to jump on my back and dig his claws deep into me like he was hanging on a cliff, things are looking up

spending my 45th birthday solo hiking in rocky mtn national park is just about the coolest thing i’ve ever done. two more days of hiking to go ☺️