Fun and fancy free lunch break for a couple of DINKs

We’ve entered the collectible penny phase of childhood and boy is it a lot

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Final hours of spring break spent on the couch while kid sings every song

Triniteigh is a new low EFTWife

🚨For anyone planning to fly away on Southwest over the holidays, reminder that the schedule just opened up through January 6. ✈️

God I missed this unhinged show

I have been screaming in jealousy for weeks that I will not have the opportunity to dissect this cluster in an academic PR setting (taught by a industry professional lecturer not a Ph.D) like I did so many other case studies in undergrad

HOWL BACK, BABY 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

WHY NOT US 🐺🏀🐺🏀

He is Risen

A Yuengling in honor of the first (and only) beer I ever bought with my fake ID in Raleigh LET’S GO WOLFPACK! 🐺🏀

Welp, I guess I’m “chaperoning” the eclipse on Monday to make sure a bunch of 6 year olds don’t blind themselves… …instead of going to Phoenix 😫

Eat your heart out, River Oaks Problems Maximo is open and tastiness confirmed

Some Disney copywriter is not going to have a good day today Subject line: Young WomEn and the Sea Actual title: Young WomAn and the Sea

Holy shit I’m back on the roll call? Shoulda taken a pic of my tasty mocktail at Heights & Co.

This is, hands down, the worst accent attempt on any show ever (I’m embarrassed to admit I even watch this, but it’s slim pickings)

Welp, the damn K-1 didn’t come, so another year of filing a tax extension. I bet it will come on Tuesday

Venturing over to IAH Terminal A this morning…in 15 years I don’t think I’ve ever been over here. Waiting for Cadillac Grill to open at 7 to squeeze the last remaining drops of free meal goodness from my Priority Pass benefit

Started my day by having to Google how to put the rental car in reverse How’s your day going?