well,,,, yes!!!!🤓☝️

#LegendofZelda Color practice with Fi

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

i routinely write “no hurry, no pause” at the top of my notebooks as a daily reminder. you can get 95% of the results you want by calmly putting one foot in front of the other. one former navy seal friend once texted me a principle used in their training: “slow is smooth.

freja: im getting breakfast, do you want anything? chernobog: the souls of the innocent emre: a bagel chernobog: no!!!!!! emre: two bagels

The oil men sit in their towers. They count the money. Fifteen percent profit on every barrel. Clean and fat. Then Iran says give us a dollar a barrel for the strait. Safe passage through the water that carries the world’s blood. And the oil men pick up the phone. They call the

The City of Festus, MO canceled their Council meeting for tonight following last night's election whereby citizens voted out of office every single member who voted for the data center there that the people did not want. Micro to macro, that is how we hold them accountable.

watching the last couple of episodes of The Amazing Digital Circus while high was the best choice I think Jax's near-abstraction was craaaaazy

thank god I turn 26

Craig Boone pulls the Sunset Sarsaparilla Star as compensation for his dead wife

All I'm gonna say is being woke really does work, my girlfriend just said "I love you woke boy, i wanna give you babies"

what would happen if I like. made a better version of BanBan would i like get sued or something ?

Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.

The new logo for Infowars has been revealed. The Onion has successfully landed a deal to take over Alex Jones' site after 17 months of legal issues. Tim Heidecker will serve as the site's creative director.

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