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dylan

@dylanstratton

The unofficial parody account of the fake Dylan Stratton.

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calendar_today28-03-2010 02:49:03

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The only time I read online reviews is when I’m booking hotels. I just read the cleanliness part and keep it moving. Other than that, online reviews are just written by Karens and whiny men.

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I’ll never forget watching Tom Brady throw for 500+ yards in person…..and still lose to the Eagles. What more could I have asked for? Got to see an all time performance from the GOAT and my favorite team win their first Super Bowl. Impossible to top.

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I was legit getting ready to go to Lexington and search stores for this jacket until I realized “unparalleled” is misspelled on the back of it in every photo I can find. Way to drop the ball, Nike.com.

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This is what happens when a team with one of the weakest schedules ever makes the Super Bowl….they go scoreless….snooze fest