Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

When you getting your dick sucked by an extraordinary eater you legit feel like a king

tout #gourmand

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched

The scent of a girl you’re madly in love with

la sensation de sortir seul quand il fait beau

When she slaps your cock all over her face

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

the art of trying anyway

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

shoutout to me in 5 years. i bet i'll be doing amazing

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.