wtf how I get in it?????

If I invite a woman to stay over, and she disappears in the middle of the night. That’ll be the last time she’s invited over. Go out and fight crime Batbitch.

I got some cutty the other night. I’ve been in recovery from surgery so it’s been a while. Yall should’ve seen me afterwards. I walked to the bathroom like Vince McMahon. 😭

Not PCOS? Not Aging? Not change in diet? Not medical conditions? Your brain definitely makes the most silent room jealous when a pin drops.

Yes, I take my hoes to places you showed me. I want this bitch to be impressed like i was. ❤️

A full nights sleep

RIP

I'm eating what I have

Men rape dead bodies...

Never ate grits because it reminds me of porridge. Never ate porridge but i just know it’s nasty.

A submissive employee controls the office. 90% of people don’t understand this.

Here is a special message from Wanda🌺

I’m going to see Stevie Wonder next month. I’m so excited.

Just saw Stevie in concert Saturday. Couldn’t miss my beat.

It’s almost 6:30 and it’s still light outside. It may not mean much to most, but, the extra hours of sunlight is gonna do wonders for those who suffer from seasonal depression.I’m happy for all of those who made through the fall and winter months. Sunnier & longer days are ahead.

I’m so excited. My twin sister is having twins. She’s a gift that keeps on giving.

Michael McDonald came on my Spotify and got me irrationally angry. If Michael McDonald has no haters It’s because i am dead. “On my own” my ass.

I’ve been crying so hard at this 😭😭

Shannon Sharpe was over there having slavery sex with a teenager and really thought he would walk away consequence free? In 2025?

Twin sisters with twin babies… the universe clearly loves copy and paste.