Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

Best game ever already

The plan?

Why stalk me just say hi

This is a direct conversation between me and you

Mood

Lmfaooo omg

obsessed w this guy on reddit who was spending $60 a week on burgers for himself and his roommate

Being squirted on would really change you as a man

Wow

when I take my adderall and he thinks I’m gonna study. Hell nah! #sexfor12hours

Dick Fart Butt Sex

4/30.

Do you know what day it is today?

Love at first like

I’m so bored at work I can literally feel my balls moving around on its own

i always appreciated how this speech is after the depressing AI call that takes place before the final battle. this + the other snake + raiden conversation is snake (kojima by extension) snapping raiden (the player) out of that depressive mood and reminding him there is hope

Trailer park goys

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