have you been to Church today you traitors?!

You know you’re old when you don’t see spring break stories on any platform lmaoo

I dk why no one talks about how Gervonta Davis broke RYAN GARCIA… Homeboy has NOT been the same since

Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.

i'll ghost u and still view your story idc this my phone

My girlfriend listening to me work on my Creed songs in the shower before we head out for karaoke

The Law of Four Loko states that Four Loko can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only be converted from one form of Four Loko to another

noooo babe your credit card is perfect the metal ones scare me.

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

im tired of this grandpa

can you please delete this you are humiliating him

IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

you can go low, but ima go lower

F-35 captured at sunset RAAF Base Williamtown Credit: Dylan Domizio instagram.com/3dom.vision/

Gm how I’m steppin into Monday

Can you feel me looking at your location on find my friends, do you feel like there’s an angel watching over you

Hey y'all. We need to talk. In the last week, 12 people were arrested in our city for DWI. Several of them were more than 𝟯𝙭 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙩‼️ We see the aftermath of these choices every day. Please don’t risk your life or someone else’s. If you’re going to drink,

me walking outside today