I Am So Glad I Am Here And Not Australia

I Have Always Wanted To Be The Fonz Henry Winkler But I Am Not Sure I Have It In Me. Every Thing I Touch Shatters Into A Billion Tiny Pieces. I Think I Am The Wonz

KATE BUSH CLOUD BUSTING... That's what it is all about. Take notes. Everything you've ever known will be on the exam...

A Horse Can't Lie

Oh these are my 2s sorry

I'm probably the biggest baby in the world #shame #bigbaby

My son is a 6 year old boyfailure

I've probably thought about every number from 1-1000 a couple of times at least in my life

I sleep on a bed of nails but it only has one nail

Coleslaw

Reading the count of Monte Cristo is riveting because you can never tell if the count is Woke or not

Every couple of months my auntie will send me a 5gb 20 min long 4k video on WhatsApp of my little cousins running around and I have to delete it immediately without watching or my phone explodes

#TheFarSide

Every time I enter my mind palace I shit myself irl

Sold a mattress at 9.20pm. I am Marty supreme

Tony soprano is a Nepo baby

The word for House in Horse language is Horse

www stands for witches weasels and werewolves I think

The police sent me in as hostage negotiator because I'm really really really good at making friends :)