i gotta diss you on twitter first den i’ll let the situation go

wake up stalk my hoe and start my day

bae we cant both be on twitter

Me soon as that direct deposit hit 🤑

When you eating in your car and someone pulls up right beside you

When you find out your boss isn't in today, so the day already starts to feel lighter

summer “still pretty” 😭😭😭😭😭

me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

I hate when they change the clocks because for the next week all I can think is Wow it would've been 5:23pm right now

Nepo baby lifestyle influencer

i be tired all day then get to bed and be like this

me trying to find a different show to watch after finishing one i really liked

when you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

so nothing for angus cloud? oh okay… #euphoria