True. For example, since birth, I have never looked left out of fear that I will discover I have no left arm.

I am the true soul of Egg trapped in this body. Trapped in his body is my soul. That is why he has always behaved like me and I have always behaved like him.

I’ll be damned if I wash my hands, coronavirus or no coronavirus.

“We need to get Westeros back to work. The cure cannot be worse than the disease.” - Egg, on whether his royal attendants should be given time to feed the castle fires to stave off frostbite.

I am the true victim.

Once again, I rise.

Egg was a man like any other. At least according to Jordan Peterson.

Egg always celebrated new years by recycling his pizza boxes. Yet one year the Romanians still found him. They were a remarkably resourceful sort.

This is nothing. Tonight I watched a sparkler lit outside one of Toronto's many soviet-style blockish buildings. Canada's culture coursed through my veins.

When Egg was King, he always gave me paintings of Richard III for Christmas. He used to call them Dick pics.

In Westeros we had a rule: No walking on the treadmill. If you want to fuck around, use the elliptical.

Egg always said how he wanted to make Westeros great again. He spelt it "gr8" so we knew he meant business.

A better title for it would be "Worse than the Books" x.com/TWOWRelease/st…

So my Tinder profile is "Prepare for the best Knight of your life."

Follower, you may be comforted by the knowledge that my greatest tweets are yet to come.

Yet I am right here x.com/RebeccaPHD/sta…

In Westeros, Egg always used to wish all the mother's a happy mother's day, even the fat ones.

Time to buy a dog. x.com/wapimaskwa69/s…

Trump made you who you are. Trump made me who I am.

Egg used to masturbate in front of Harvey Weinstein without Harvey’s permission.