the amount of women expressing “i cannot date someone who votes for trump” and the amount of men responding “we should be able to disagree on things” illustrates these women’s point quite well

The guy that shot Osama Bin Laden wants me to be his sex slave.

Carbonara bestellt, Rührei bekommen 🥲

Scholz beendet die Ampel einfach mit einem Disstrack gegen Lindner

i know it’s been said but it is actually insane how quickly the entire election fraud conspiracy evaporated into thin air when he won

Demut, is this you?

[Auswirkung] aufgrund [Ursache]

Me & LostBoi 🍂

Sie sind also Bundeswahlleiterin? Dann nennen Sie mir mal alle Briefwähler in Deutschland.

Erstmal eine Dubai Zigarette gönnen

is that what i said?

Hey gays

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Berlin ist, wenn von 4 ausgemachten Dates sich 5 nicht melden