Wide receiver scores a touchdown and jumps into the stands I grab him and refuse to let him go until Ireland is granted it’s independence

KF YOU CANNOT BURY A SHIPPING CONTAINER WITHOUT REINFORCING IT TO THE POINT WHERE YOU SHOULD JUST BURY A LARGE PIPE.

Citycel gets brutally culchiemogged

This is what a Roman priest would see before an invasion by the Gauls.

Breaking into the OpenAI mega tower and jamming a usb stick full of 2000s era viruses à la bonzai buddy into The AltMan

This is terrible PR. Like a primary school teacher lecturing bold children.

Irish chefs are like yeah the head chef flicks boiling oil down our necks and tosses knives at us to motivate the team but that’s the price we pay to produce world class lasagne and chips

I believe in the holy catholic church, and our Pope Bobby Chicago

We weren't breached there is just customer data on criminal forums it's different okay we're based out code is written in rust

stops me in my tracks every time and reminds me time is finite.. its beautiful

I've inherited much of my worldview from my grandfather who would swallow stones because he liked his stomach to hurt

Ah yes. Some pot smoke. That’s hits the spot… now to be productive- but first, a quick foray to the Wikipedia page for sugar ray

everybody transgender, everything computer, everywhere casino

explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

Sorry love I can't come over tonight I've

I was in Brockhampton but I was just the guy who did payroll

computer fuck you for actually thats so mean im sorry computer i love you lets get married computer we need to talk computer i cant do this anymore nvm computer i want you back

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.