New at Trader Joe’s! Going to FaceTime my abuela later and tell her I made them.

Need you to stop your scrolling and look at them:

Your almost daily Attalos and Helios update.

Roman politician: “I have some ideas about how we can better treat our Italian allies and maybe implement new land distribution policies.”

Other Roman politicians:

The entire island of Puerto Rico has one pediatric heart surgeon. One. That's not a typo. It's a sign of how terrible Puerto Rico's healthcare crisis has become.
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One of the characters in the new Fallout Amazon series teaches History!

Really enjoyed the first episode, looking forward to the watching the rest. Might head back to New Vegas after the dissertation is formally submitted...

It is a curious thing when one of my ancient history posts gets some traction and an account that is replete with nudes and explicit content stops to like it.

I just want you to know, I am proud that, along with other things, you are also gooning your mind.

Looking forward to the four-hour epic historical drama based on the Royal Game of Ur in 2027.

hes so fucking Cool 🎣

I never posted this, but I just wanted to publicly boast that during my trip to the Louvre, I challenged and won the forehead wrinkle competition against Ptolemaios I. I am now Pharaoh.

Julius Caesar being allowed to wear the laurel wreath at all times reminds us that the difference between a leader and tyrant is a hairline margin.

The Homeric Hymn to Hermes proves that humans are easily entertained by the thought of infants doing adult things. The ancient equivalent of The Boss Baby, The βοῦς Baby.