Every morning I get to my local gas station at 4am I wait for the morning shift worker to show up and change the gas prices Then I rush home and trade oil futures on that inside information I just got So far I've made $27 million on this strategy Trading is easy

Just spoke to a few hundred rich investors They told me that a Black Monday-style crash could happen as soon as today But also it could happen in like 25 years idk Follow for more stock market analysis

Porque é que n se metem certificados de habilitações aí a uns 10 000 euros

condoms are free in college but printing isn't? is a nut more important than my assignment? TF

já há caracóis, já há morangos, qualquer dia já há sardinhas, está-se tudo a compor

letting a 22-year-old Deloitte analyst with ChatGPT tell a Fortune 500 company how to cut costs

Todays to do list: -Walk on thin ice -Make matters worse -Judge a book by its cover -Bark up the wrong tree

Estar soltero es padrísimo: -Hago lo que quiero (nada) -Veo a quien yo quiero (nadie) -Salgo cuando quiero (nunca)

my garage after telling the government i don't make any profit:

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

I saw a guy at coffeeshop today. No iPhone. No laptop. No tablet. Just sitting there. Drinking his coffee.

the academic pressure right now isn’t scary, what’s scary is the way i’m fuckin ignoring it

Ideal male setup: - House on the coast of Croatia - Porsche 911 - Blonde wife + couple kids - Mysterious source of income

2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great grandparents 16 great great grandparents 32 great great great grandparents 64 great great great great grandparents 128 great great great great great grandparents and not a single one of them passed down a house?

Want to get rich? - Buy a house on one of these red lines for $400k - Wait 20 years - Now you have an oceanfront property worth $5 million+

quando eu olho pra 10 mulheres totalmente diferentes e percebo q todas elas fazem meu tipo

"men don't have any dreams" every man's dream:

Me after I receive a £0.13 dividend from a colossal US company

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me: