“The plane is taking off soon and I’m gonna save you weirdos the embarrassment of flight tracking.”

1/ We just published our full Cochrane Anaesthesia & Emergency and Critical Care systematic review and meta-analysis of videolaryngoscopy versus direct laryngoscopy for adults undergoing tracheal intubation. The full review is here, but first - some of our key takeaways 👇 cochranelibrary.com/cdsr/doi/10.10…

A year ago, a non-academic friend listened to a talk I gave. I thought it went great. My friend disagreed. She said that academics are experts at making interesting stuff boring—and that we should all take a speech class. So I did. And here are 6 most useful things I learned.

If ur going to 4 putt to win The Masters by 3 u might as well 6 putt it just to say u did it

In ICU, assuming that a treatment is unlikely to cause harm and is always worth trying is an attitude that is likely to cause some harm.

I just told my daughter that when I was a kid our tv only had 4 channels and she rolled her eyes and said, “oK, mOm. wHaTeVeR,” and now I’m starting to wonder if maybe my father DID walk to school uphill both ways.

I know everyone’s attributing temperature of 38 °C to climate change but have we ruled out sepsis

It’s called soccer now and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[puts on sportswriter hat, pulls out typewriter] last week Tony Finau won at the 3M. this week? he won at the home of eminem. folks, that’s two weeks. two Ws. five Ms

Trump endorsing "Eric" when there are two Erics in the race, and them both claiming the endorsement, is 1000% a Veep plot line

Gambling advice: You can win 2000% of your money, but you can only lose 100% of your money You do the math

Someone who created the tee times for the U.S. Amateur has a sense of humor #Seinfeld (H/T Gary Fields)

Clinical judgement is a fancy word for vibes change my mind

Preemptively posting this.

Leave Twitter just because it’s losing its entire infrastructure and is terribly understaffed? Babe, I’m an ER Doctor in the U.S. Healthcare System

Tiger's jokes are exactly what you'd expect from someone who's had people laughing at everything he's said for the last 30 years.

I just want to clarify ABIM Foundation … I paid >2k to take an exam in a specific field … and now I can’t see my score report for *that* exam until I pay hundreds in fees for … other specialities? Explain it to me like this isn’t a money grab 💸

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Every single photo of these two makes it look like Phil is trying to talk Rahm into something that's "technically not illegal."