No millionaire’s shortbread?

Any truth to these reports that Fleetwood Mac are to reissue their most successful album with all of John McVie’s parts removed, or are they just baseless rumours?

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

Insta models be like “new nails 💅”

Bit warm for coats

Government unveils latest plan to deter migrants by replacing the sea with shit.

Live scenes from Ofgem:

That typo is not helped by the banana.

Pork markets; confirmed

IOW Bob says Liz is a “no brainer”. Finally something we can agree on.

Why? Because fuck you that’s why 🤴🏻

Retweet if I’d be a better PM than Truss.

My amazing wife took me away for my 40th birthday, the holiday house was amazing and looking forward to some peace and relaxing. I walked into the next room, and my entire family was there. Instead of being delighted, I very audibly said "for fuck's sake"

People aren't dying because nurses are striking Nurses are striking because people are dying

No, it’s poor infrastructure - more like the lights going out at Singapore causing red flags for hours