I don’t know who grew the hair that’s now attached to my head, but after 5 years of hating mirrors #thankscancer now I finally see me again. Thank you, donor. You made my life better and I hope you were paid well for it. Extensions aren’t always just cosmetic.

Shoutout to Walgreens pharmacy. I asked a question when I was there for my shot yesterday, and the pharmacist answered, but then went home and did research on her own, and called me back today to update her answer. Very impressed with this service. #kudos #aboveandbeyond

Pro Tip: At the dentist if they ask you, “can you feel the nitrous?”and you keep saying no, they’ll keep turning it up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Like it or not: Germany’s energy system is fully operational, with more than 50% renewables. And we are shutting down – not building – coal & nuclear plants. Coal will be off the grid by 2038 at the latest. PS: We also don’t eat cats and dogs. #Debate2024

Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds Me: I was refilling my vape Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that

Hey Kindle why can’t I buy a kindle book from my phone app? I shouldn’t have to log in on a browser to get a new read.

Y'all understand if Trump wins, both Alito and Thomas retire w/in 6 months and he replaces them with two 40something justices who ensure a right wing majority until 2050, give or take. So, if you're 30 or over, that's your SCOTUS for the rest of your life.

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Trump refused to release: His health care plan His medical records His tax returns His White House visitor logs His infrastructure plan A list of foreign visitors to his hotel Classified docs stolen from the White House But MAGA demands Kamala produce: Her 1980s McDonald's W-2

Jesus, this advert hits hard.

Well said.

He’s so easy to manipulate…and Putin knows it.

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

So when Trump fires all non-partisan career professionals in government, replaces them with radical loyalists within every nook and cranny of the US government, and adds radical judges everywhere. And every one of you that voted for him finally wake up from your fucked up

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I have a story in this book!

Chicken Soup for the Soul: Tales of Christmas is the perfect read by the glow of your Christmas tree. Plus, royalties support Toys for Tots, spreading holiday joy to kids in need! bit.ly/3Xx3ihb

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

Hey MAGAs, sooner or later, he's gonna abduct and wrongly imprison white people. Maybe you should try giving a shit now.