Back at Hunt for the first time this semester and I am fucking gilled

New name. #ThoseWhoKnow

Is it really a sorority date party if you don’t meet atleast 4 juco baseball players at the pregame alone???

Having pledges is insane because it’s like Claude code for zyns and cigarettes

Full shields #akimbo

Nobody’s an autobid everywhere besides the president of Ducks Unlimited at Broughton High School

Started buying zyns by the roll after buying by the can for probably 3 years. Crazy how much money I’ve wasted not doing that

Forgive me mother but it’s time to pop pills and pop seals

Grown men from New Jersey when they see a Widespread Panic sticker on your water bottle

So cooked for this exam I’m writing prayers on my cheat sheet

Hunt security guard to me to “go get em” as I left so fired up rn

Watching Mr Robot edits on the way to my coding exam #grit

Some JUCO baseball player’s long distance girlfriend is shaving her entire body before a quad mixer tonight

Pickle backs got me on 1hp tonight. My ex girlfriend may not hear from me but a freshman will. #ProBowl

How it feels to go to the gym now that it’s getting warmer out and hitting legs matters again:

Is emotional hedging gay?

“I own a Parke sweatshirt” 🔄Translating… “I have chlamydia and gonorrhea”

FIGHT! #haze

Yeah I’ll take it from here teach 🤣✌️

Hunt Library on a Friday night is crazy because even the outside smells like curry