Nick Fletcher has got to be odds on to jump ship.

Great day at the annual convention of shit hat wearers

Will they all get a 3 year Horseracing Banning Order and be made to hand their passports in for the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe, Melbourne Gold Cup and the Kentucky Derby? 🧐

“Hi Steve,   I hope you don’t mind, but I thought I would drop you a quick email to say it’s great to e-meet you.” It would also be great if you could e-fuck off.

Huge respect to everyone who refused the photographer's request to do "jazz hands" for the camera.

Far too much beaver talk on Springwatch tonight!

Not moved for 120 minutes already and no sign of anything changing in the foreseeable. Dartford is bad at the best of times but when something like this happens it’s fucking horrendous. (Hope everyone involved in the accident is ok)

🤣🤣🤣

⁦Susie Dent⁩ What’s the point playing the “challenging” bot if they are going to keep passing?

Is this where the phrase “copping off” comes from? 🤔

Amen

Presumably blackmailing people into getting all emotional over random bits of tat that they've found in the loft

Jazz!

⁦abandonedshoespotter⁩ Adidas mit Jagermeister - Monchengladbach, Germany

“Mr Brown to reception please, Mr Brown to reception”

With just 5 days until Christmas, we’ve got a dystopian Christmas present just for you! Stream Golem on 1927’s YouTube from Boxing Day to the 6th of Jan! Catch him whilst you can then he’s gone! youtube.com/channel/UCozN4…

Christmas dinner is served!

Is Glastonbury a music festival or a hairdressing festival?

Haven't the Royal Family been doing this for years?