The year is 2034 and I’m paying for 147 separate streaming services.

I gotta tell you that Indiana Jones 5 CGI looks pretty effing bad.

Trademarking the latest episode of Succession as a “boatle episode.”

After watching that Barry HBO time jump episode I’m not totally convinced the writers weren’t already on strike.

One of the things I love about Succession is even if I’m caught up with all the episodes the newest episode somehow manages to absolutely confuse the fuck out of me and make me think I missed an episode or something.

I’m on level Two hundred thirty-eight on Tetris for iPhone and I’m starting to think this game doesn’t end.

Hey America, why can’t you just let my friends have rights?

I went to the theater Friday night to see Oppenheimer and I just now got out of the theater two days later. I feel like this movie might be far far too long.

Barbie was fantastic & Greta Gerwig did an amazing writing & directing job but not enough credit is going to Margot Robbie who not only did a great acting job but her own production company brought the idea to Mattel, convinced them to get on board, & hired Gerwig for the film.

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

Just think of those tiny little treasonous fingerprints being filed away somewhere.

It’s incredibly fitting that Jimmy Buffett would pass away on Labor Day Weekend. RIP

The Wawa pizza is possibly one of the worst things I’ve eaten in my entire life.

Godzilla Minus One was amazing. Go see it.

I thought it was a little much at the end of the movie where he said “Boom! Ya Got Saltburnt!”

Now have to pay extra for commercial free? Screw you Amazon Prime Video , I should have done this a long time ago.

The forensics results just got back from the lab: turns out the True Detective Night Country finale sucks.

Facebook and Instagram is down so I’m on here, and yup it still sucks over here.

What a Hellscape this has become #MyXAnniversary