BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz will be the Democratic VP candidate, alongside Kamala Harris. Walz forged a reputation as a Governor who makes good policy happen. Last year he signed a law guaranteeing free breakfast and lunch for all Minnesota students. And that's not all 🧵

At the end of the Olympics they should award three bonus mystery gold medals, like for the athlete that travelled the furthest, or won the most mini games, etc

i promise to tweet "come to brazil" under famous people's tweets in honour of my fallen brazilian moots

moderator: you have 1 minute trump:

Transgender operations *spins giant wheel* on illegal aliens *spins giant wheel* in prison

Q: So you still don’t have a health care plan? Trump: I have... concepts of a plan

she can fly to mars but elon musk could never write this

in the clurb, we all fam

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thus reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood.

Yeah! Like two vast and trunkless legs of stone would look amazing standing in the desert!!!

Mexico is Texas' largest trading partner. Trump's 25% tariffs aren't just going to raise prices - they're going to put Texans out of business. Many Texas truck operators, warehousing companies, car dealers, and more won't survive this tax hike. texastribune.org/2025/01/30/tru…

1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

snoopy image of the day

evergreen

Idk why I tweeted this

gay people at the club be like can you play ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ by ninajirachi

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer Clavicular was framemogged by the ASU frat leader