I had to take a shower with dish soap today like a fucked up baby sea bird

Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old 💔🕊️

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cowboys superstar EDGE Micah Parsons has officially requested a trade out of Dallas.

we’re smoking cigarettes from chinese provinces you’ve never heard of

That first drug test must have had chemicals never before seen in a lab.

Rockies do stuff you’ve never seen before all the time 😂 what is this pitcher doing

Giants might have the funniest QB room in the league 🤣😭 (via New York Giants)

punter has a bathroom towel from his hotel to dry his hands

bro what was i talking about

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

mariners brewers and blue jays: “wow we might go the world series this year” dodgers subplot:

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I had to put my phone down and stand up for a sec after reading this Jesus

My dad watching me hand him the wrong screwdriver