*shuts it off and wriggles under the covers, still muttering to herself* I've become just another bitch with a gun, in it for the creds

*trills happily* I'm going to buy this coat and nobody'll stop me. I wonder if it comes with body armor inserts... 25.media.tumblr.com/5bd9eeb4b4d0d6…

Quite a fancy Hanar... youtube.com/watch?feature=…!

To Humans, Asari, Quarians, and any other species with boobs... this is important information. upworthy.com/this-is-what-h…

@MigrantMarine Keep that up and you'll go blind. Didn't you ever listen to your mother?

Chaos on a stranded ship after only 4 days? independent.co.uk/news/world/ame… Please. I once had to live off expired Krogan MREs for two months.

I'm usually not one for human holy days, but Happy Valentine's Day, @ferondrell , whereever you are... you majestic rainbow man

*cues up a Doctor Who marathon on her omnitool* I really should get one of those monstrous scarves. Time Lords have a great fashion sense.

*squints at her last tweet* I guess that should have been 'queues'? Had one too many shots of spiced Batarian vodka last night.

*finds herself harassing Cerberus operatives over the extranet again* Probably not the smartest way I could be spending my time...ah well.

This one's for you, Dorn'Kesh nar Tonbay youtube.com/watch?feature=…

@_TomTrev_ *scaly, belated hugs of thanks* You're too nice to me.

((*Prepares for the probable lack of Drell in the upcoming Mass Effect 3 DLC with the help of alcohol and her own head-canon* :(

@YumanityRules *belated* Thanks, TIM... I needed that today.

@YumanityRules Feron Liara T'soni *points at the rainbow drell* Sorry, TIM.

@YumanityRules Oh baby, that pops my frill...

@YumanityRules @TheBlueWarden I'm sure you're both studs, but...*apologetic expression* Humans just don't do it for me, gents... sorry.

I just want to watch Doctor Who vids on my omni-tool and drink myself into oblivion...is that too much to ask?

*takes a long, hot soak, dozing and dreaming of rainbow scales*

True story: @ferondrell also does this if you rub his belly. 31.media.tumblr.com/0f809cc7ffac8c…