neverrrrrrr downplay your accomplishments. a job is a job. a car is a car. be proud of yourself.

men that carry cash are so attractive like oh youre a man man

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No joke, leaving your house and returning home safely 24/7 everyday day is something to give God thanks for.

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

Sometimes I'm late because I lay in bed like this for a long time

so many politically incorrect people commenting on Mexico is making me laughing

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone my phone:

if u look like this hmu

i love saying “us” and “we” when i talk about sports bc yes i’m literally on the team ok im yelling at them from my bed i should be getting paid millions too

EIGHTY FIVE????????

"now I just need something sweet"

Racist who’s a student from the University of South Carolina who talks segregation and says why are we mixing races? Thoughts?

USC USC USC!! 🤙🏻🐔

A girl who hangs around with “hoes” is automatically a “hoe” but men who hang around with abusing, manipulative, rapist friends & all of a sudden it’s “not their business” Pick a script and stick to it.

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

When I click on "confirm payment" and they take my money