I TRIED BOTH WAYS LAST YEAR AND BURNED IT

*dramatic music on pandora* THIS CALLS FOR A DRAMATIC FACE

It just got really cold so obiviously there's a ghost in the house

Tweeting on toilet bec I'm badass

MY STOMACH JUST MADE A WEIRD ASS SOUND HOLY COW

The poop emoji actually gives me nightmares

It has a face

Poops don't have faces

I'M SUCH EMOTION

Being single sucks because everytime you talk to someone everyone automatically thinks you're flirting

"I JUST FELL OFF MY DESK"

Balls

I love Michael

"PUT THE ANGEL UP ALREADY" "NO IT GOES LAST" "WHO FUCKING CARES" Oh I love my brothers

ashy loves his brothers. True love, or just a way to climb the social ladder? xoxo, Gossip Girl

*forgets to do homework* *goes to school* "Yeah a frog swallowed it whole"

CONFESSION MY BOYFRIEND HAS A NICE ASS

“michael: I like the summer rain I like the sounds you make When we fuck all day” OH MU GID

Sad

You know what I'm just gonna leave, I'm sorry. I love you guys a lot. I'm not doing anything stupid, just leaving twitter. I love you..