"Mom how did we get so rich?" "Your father is a big fucking retard and held his alts" alt.szn

Why Don’t You Own Bitcoin? Brilliant.

JUST IN: Robinhood officially launches $ETH and Solana $SOL staking in the US.

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID, “CRYPTO COULD BE THE GREATEST REVOLUTION IN FINANCE SINCE THE INTERNET” THIS IS WILD!!!

Alt season.

EVERYTHING is being built on Solana.

JUST IN: Eric Trump predicts Bitcoin will surpass $175,000 this year and calls himself a 'Bitcoin Maxi.'

🚨 JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump administration says "we are closer than ever to passing the landmark crypto market structure legislation." IT'S HAPPENING...!!! 🚀