Worst decision ever making this guy a headliner

Most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

Guy on jeopardy was just introduced as a “stay at home uncle”

Just overheard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"

At one point, Matthew McConaughey had his acting career, his family, a foundation, a film production company, and a record company. In 2008, he shut down the production company and the record label. "I was making B’s in 5 things," he said. "I want to make A's in three things."

Go to the fucking gym. Go on a fucking walk. Build a fucking business. Learn to calm the fuck down. Maximize every fucking area of your life. Mind, body, spirit, business. Your quality of life will be high as fuck.

Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity. T-Pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with winscansin.

This Titanic Submarine has to be the most gripping story of the year. From the controller, the creepy step son going to Blink 182 concerts and beefing with Cardi B, and a documentary coming out before we even know if they’re safe. The world is so ridiculous

In early 1992, an aspiring director asked James Cameron, How do you become a successful director? Cameron's movie "Terminator 2" was the top-grossing movie of 1991, so Cameron, who had no formal film education, was arguably the best person in the world to ask. Cameron replied,

This is still a top 5 tik tok of all time.

Spotted: The Grinch riding an ATV on U Street in DC.

Cowboys fans to Eagles fans x.com/BayouBets225/s…

You just gotta do some main character shit

Yo Roaring Kitty thanks for using our video in your own way 😎😎😎

This is the first time I’ve looked at a draft class and thought “I bet I could beat some of these guys up”

Nickelodeon should do a stream for the presidential debates like they do for the NFL. If I’m gonna follow along, I need SpongeBob & Patrick to explain to me what a Two-State solution is

So we all agree that 500 bottles of baby oil is plenty enough. Nobody needs a thousand.

"I am an Alien, I keep telling people I'm an Alien, but nobody believes me." 😂 -Elon Musk

Friday at HTC in eight iconic shots 🍿

Trump is hilarious dude😂 Reece James looked at him and said “You staying?🤨”