if i were a 400 year old immortal vampire, i would simply not enrol in a local high school

the peepeepoopoo man

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sage keeps buying tiny minecraft bees and hiding them around the house so i randomly find them. i found one in my shower wtf

COVID has really made me question so called "science" and "medical advice" - There's so much energy being put into trying people to put on masks because it's supposed to spread by mouth and nose, but from what I can see the transmission is overwhelmingly coming from assholes.

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I will never emotionally recover from this moment X33N ZeRoyalViking CaptainSparklez

A day at the beach, what could go wrong?

how does one stop being sad

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RT if you personally know someone with Covid right now.

Multiple times a day on this website an American will be like “Countries with strict gun laws aren’t any safer” and then some Australian replies “Actually mate things are way bettah” and then the American ghosts the thread

This is NOT a setback for women. We still believe the victims, we just didn't believe YOU. #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #JohnnyDepp #TruthWins

"you wouldn't last a minute in a call of duty lobby" ok you wouldn't last a minute inside a woman

which path today

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