I am pleased to announce the new slogan for The Labour Party as being "SHUT UP FOR THE SAKE OF DIVERSITY'. My thanks go to my new Community Cohesion Minister Naz Shah MP for this inspiring message, which I'm sure will enable us to remain on the opposition benches for many years to come!

Today in 2007 Corporal Jeremy Brookes, aged 28 from Birmingham, and of 4th Battalion The Rifles, was killed by small arms fire whilst on vehicle patrol in the Al Tuwaysa District of Basra City, Iraq Lest we Forget this brave young man who gave his all 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

I just received a letter of complaint from my 8 year old son 🤣

So Nicola Sturgeon says the threat of a second wave is very real. When statements like this are made the public should be able to say show us the evidence, the evidence against is that no country that has eased lockdown has seen an increase in deaths as far as I’m aware 🤷🏼‍♂️

New - Downing St on Sturgeon plan to ease lockdown: “We welcome today's announcement as it shows the UK-wide approach is working. We set out the road map a few weeks ago and now the devolved administrations are following that path at the right speed for them.”

'I send you all at the Alzheimer's Society my warmest good wishes.' Princess Alexandra, introduces this year’s Alzheimer's Society People Awards. The Awards which usually take place at St James’ Palace, recognise the work of employees and volunteers.

For #ThrowbackThursday this week we're revisiting one of THE comebacks of the season... Rangers Football Club's win against Braga at Ibrox! 😅 What's the best sporting comeback you've witnessed live? #PoweringBritishFootball

How good are The SNP at presentation and controlling the media like sarah smith? Well Scotland has: the highest infection rate in the UK; the 3rd highest death rate in the EU, the lowest testing rate in the EU and yet #ThankYouNicola is trending, let that sink in.

Best fans in the world no doubt. You guys gave me love & some moments in my life i’ll never forget. Thankyou Rangers Football Club 💙

Life Goal.

And your next Bingo callers are… #ThankYouCareWorkers

And She Is....

The Herald. Just another name for The Nat anal? And no. I won't be. I'd rather eat my own toenails. #SoreElbow 🦄🌈

Today, May 22nd A sad day in British history May 22, 2011, saw the end of Operation Telic, 179 British Armed Forces lives lost May 22, 2013, saw the savage murder of Lee Rigby May 22, 2017, saw the horrific MEN Arena bombing, 22 innocent people killed Lest we ever Forget 🇬🇧

Nicola Sturgeon making a tit of herself over farming. A townie living in her wee townie bubble who doesn't give a stuff about farming or fishing communities. Where do you think your weekly organic veg box delivery comes from hen? 🙄 #SoreElbow 🦄🌈

thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5619847/c… But dry eyed over the 3rd biggest recorded care home deaths in Europe? 😡😡😡

‘It’s particularly worrying that an official Scottish Government account was used to fawn over the toxic cybernat community.’ Security review after Scottish Government Twitter account used to attack Tories dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/…

MEGA LOL ☺ #TheClapForNicola 😉