(French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)

Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing

Hugh Jas Murray England, Military Pension and Service Records, 1702-1933

NBACentral Kurt Helin The Warriors right now

ML is for broke nerds AI is for wealthy technovisionaries

"It's impossible!" - "you cant do it twice!", people screamed from the audience. But him, the legend, did it again. there is no second best.

The jump scare is insane

If there was ever a doubt where Alysa Liu is from...

Fannie Scratcher United States, Census, 1880

Raising kids is like sixty percent feeding/cleaning them and forty percent going "hey, woah, gentle, gentle"

A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know I'll solve it with threads!". has now problems. two He

Warriors could start 5 niggas from Warriors Twitter and they’d still find a way to defeat the Houston Rockets

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by

we don't talk about how arguably the most prolific coach/player duo in nba history have mario/wario versions of each other's names. what the hell do you mean steve kerr and steph curry

1st of april famously good day for national addresses

this is some comic book level supervillain shit at this point

Salute to the Santa Cruz Warriors for fighting. They ain't quitters.

Mogfluencers went the other way with it, just took out the sport and do competitive metaconfidence at each other