51D 49R senate next year

If you’re high, PLEASE watch this

“There’s Balatro porn downstairs!” Me:

movies my dad likes: take the key to the rendezvous point. or the tesseract will be compromised movies my mom likes: and that was when i saw him. the wealthy molester

pick yo daughter up thursday. or we gone have a problem.

My precious Al

According to a fan theory, The Simpsons is secretly the US's clever plan to fight its birth rate crisis. You watch a “Homer” protecting cute little Bart. Their father-son bond is so touching that many viewers say the show actually makes them feel paternal instincts & want kids

Yeah why not

Going westbound toward the Montlake Boulevard bus stop is fucking Chinese water torture man we gotta fix this bullshit

Oh my god WHO FUCKING CARES

This shit got cooked up in the fucking Pentagon dog

Six seven

How many retweets can this get?

So fucking gay

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