a man is a coin, no obverse without reverse. If you like, remember Jeff Epstein as monster, destroying lives with a wicked nonchalance. But, for me , I will remember him as the man who killed Jeff Epstein.

If MLK was still alive he'd probably have a sick podcast. His voice would sound so dope doing an ad read for blue apron

I cant decide what he reminds me of but I don't like it

Guy at work just told me that Ozzy passed and I think he saw me tear up…

Something wrong, I hold my head, Ozzy gone, Osbourne dead

You never could make Mr. Bean nowadays. The stunts he's pulled...would never fly in today's climate

Hey man wanna see a cool trick? (I try to perch my cat on my shoulder but he starts freaking the hell out and biting me)

Trying to figure out which Death Grips song is most appropriate for a wedding

At the gym loudly saying "Ouch!!!" everytime I do a preacher curl

Welcome to the Satanic Temple. First a couple of ground rules: 1. Don't ever be mean to anyone 2. No swearing 3. Have fun!

Me when I um. This is basically me when I - uh. This is a bear

Women be collecting jars

It's honestly so cute when a tattoo artist posts their flash They're like "Do you like my pictures? 🥺 Does anyone want any of these??" 😔

Who is Colby Jack

they killed peepee garbanzo in cold blood. they ran up and cleaved peepee garbanzo in twain with ancient steel on national television

God is real and Muhammad is his prophet!

Statement from friend of Jane Goodall: “Ee ee ooh ooh ah!”

Hold your monkeys close today...tomorrow is not promised

There's an orc in my backyard