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mr so damn lovely and cool

@bartsfate

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calendar_today24-04-2012 18:00:39

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lot of people out there are actually simulacrums - beings resembling humans but made out of corn byproduct and pig meat. they’re your frustrated bosses, they’re tailgating you in ram 1500s, they’re in charge of policy, they’re buying check marks. and my job is to heal them all.

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getting a bit jealous none of the myriad malicious foreign guys unconvincingly pretending to be hard working, racist american guys on here will pay attention to me or do palantir tattling on me 🤧

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backspacing “charlie jerk” to put “charlie fuck” and then backspacing again to put “charlie fuck” and then getting insecure cause the guy behind me is honking

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fire alarm went off and when i went outside chloe finemans publicist was snapping her fingers at me trying to get me to pay attention to chloe fineman

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Chinese AI Rodney Dangerfield: watch closely. this man went to the mental health doctor to treat his ailment. The doctor said he was crazy but the man said he wanted a second opinion. The doctor replied in a shocking manner: the doctor told the man he was ugly too

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yea im one of the adult residents of sesame street and i think its totally fine to invite fucking cookie monster to help me with a segment im doing on baked goods

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found out about anti sentimism from youtube ad where a kid was getting bullied at school for his characteristics. wtf not cool right now,this is the problem right now (mmx2 speedrun comes on autoplay) youre supposed to do wheel gator first you dumb dickhole

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from across the house i can tell when bae is watching asmr soup slurper whispers into your hair asmr soup slurper tapping candies together, i can hear the sibilants from upstairs