I was high af crying, finishing a 20 pc of crack when my 3 yr old son approached me & said "father, why are you crying?" I said, "son, I relapsed" He hugged me & said "father, you are an upstanding member of AA. Crack is an outside issue. You are sober right now." Kids a genius

weedheads be like oh boy 830 am time to turn myself retarded

You should have to say grace before you take methadone

Like getting off the plane

.Netflix I have an idea for a movie. The story of AAs beginning, but for some reason Bill W and Dr. Bob kiss

"...Anyway, they broke in her car and stole her purse.."

"Gettin some heads I was gettin some heads" - Too Short

What I read is: get physically abused or get sexually abused

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If you walk into the coffee shop and the barista is the most hideous 🏳️‍⚧️ you've ever seen in your life, do not leave. You are about to receive the best coffee you've ever had in your life

"I think it's cool that you identify as a female and came to this women's meeting"

"I make a motion that we end the meeting w/ the responsibility statement instead of the Lords Prayer"

Interesting take comparing the vaccine to heroin lmao

Fentanyl is not as addictive or deadly as heroin. People are just getting weaker.

Big if true

Gang Gang ‘em style 🙏

Deport ma’amdemi