This bust of failed prime minister Al ‘Boris’ Johnson, carved out of pure butter, is a work of genius. As soon as things start to heat up, it will melt away into a pool of slimy, rancid fat, thus resembling the real thing even more closely.

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Edgy music ✅ Edgy camera work ✅ Lots of promises to do more (like banning machetes used in crime 😜)✅ Any meaningful policy to tackle the root cause of these issues like tackling poverty, equal opportunity, investing in diversion and education ❌ And so it goes on…

UTFR ❤️

"This country is a compassionate country, and it deserves better than you." Caroline Lucas absolutely SPANKS Jonathan Gullis over the UK's crumbling asylum system.

This habit we have of completely crumbling the second we come under any form of pressure is fucking ridiculous. We had that in the bag, some daft subs and inability to control the game and see out a difficult patch has cost us again. Really frustrating and disappointing.

When I joined I was 10st wet through… had my nose broke in first 3 weeks, had broken fingers, black eyes, swollen lips, been spat at and called all the names under the sun by bullies - inside policing and out - 16yrs later I’m still here… I’d stand by this lad any day over you!

I’m sure the Sunday morning politics shows will be all over this boll****. But just in case you know what to do…

Hendrik Klaassens #FBPE #FBR #NoAfD Dame Suzanne 🐟💙 3.5% 💛 #MVM 💙 #FBPE 💛 🇺🇦 🌻 Not abolished, but be a symbolic, self funded presence.

A few months ago the Metropolitan Police didn't investigate crimes that occurred in the past. Yesterday, they decided to arrest people for possible crimes in the future.

Pathetic. Absolutely no excuse for being this shit.

I think I beat you. 5am here.

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/bloc… via 38 Degrees

Walkers Crisps: Bring Back Cheese Moments - Sign the Petition! chng.it/xvB7jrRC via Change.org UK

A Harvard Law-educated Black man rose up and became one of the most popular Presidents in modern history, and folks decided they had to burn down Affirmative Action to stop that shit from happening again. Disgraceful, America.

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People are free to watch GB News if they want to. The British public also have every right to say "not with our money" - and ask the companies they shop with to #StopFundingHate

A staggering 37% of families with three or more children skipped a meal last month because they didn't have enough money. The two child benefit cap is abhorrent and it is *appalling* Labour will keep it. thenational.scot/news/23638417.…

I honestly didn't know Jason Manford could sing. OMG. 👊

URGENT! Pls share. The last chance to register to vote in the General Election is 11.59pm tomorrow Tue 18 June. Potentially 8m aren't registered at their current address. Here's 4 key facts... 1) You can do it online here registertovote.service.gov.uk/country-of-res… 2) It's good for your finances.