Last Mouse on the Left #NonScaryHorrorFilmNames

I've learned not to step on a junkie's medication RT@kill_truck In the Home Depot parking lot. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE STOP ME.

#Gen44 now you can wear your "OBEY" t-shirt without all the confusing irony.

#DavesCarIDService My older sisters posing with my folks' late-'40s Buick(?) in a South Dakota field. ID help?

@StickeeNotes Drove LA to SF recently; thought a meet-up w-you and DP woulda been in order. Too short on time...

Unbelievably, I'm now 37% creepier than before! MT J.D. Growling I'm glad you're back now, too - the internet's not creepy enough without you

The cramps California State Mental Hospital---June 13,1978--Way I Walk---78': youtu.be/c7r0z5lTfDs via YouTube

@StickeeNotes Hello old friend. Are you tweeting from an Earth Day rally in your area?

I miss Keith Olbermann's stentorian voice and stegosaurus head.

If farm kids & bureaucrats swapped chores, you could enjoy an efficient government while starving to death.

@kill_truck And you'll be 'shagged' by today's carpet!

Great infographic on historical investment returns from the NYT: http://nyti.ms/gJAC6p long-term returns abt 2%/yr after taxes/inflation

We will run riot unless you saddle us with crushing debt burdens by artificially subsidizing our education! #LondonStudentSigns

Nor orthodonty! RTJon Gabriel A million pounds for pensions, but not tup'pence for tuition! #LondonStudentSigns

I liked this guy when he came up with "Land Speed Record" THIRTY years ago and I like him today. #BobMould # instagr.am/p/PSxps4jlMq/

@trevortenbrink Brandon Darby Completely false ACORN story? Yeah, that's why House & Senate voted 345-75 and 85-11 to defund them.

.Frances Martel Normality is the last frontier in an age of cheap transgressionism. Watch for hipsters forming ironic nuclear families.